Sunday, October 16, 2005

Pretty Boy Worst Nightmare



07:00am, Pretty boy wakes up by his perfect alarm
07:10am, Pretty boy gets off his perfect bed
07:12am, Pretty boy looks through his perfect window
07:13am, Pretty boy feels good about the perfect weather
07:14am, Pretty boy enters his bathroom to brush his teeth
07:16am, Pretty boy shaves and makes sure of his sharp look
07:20am, Pretty boy takes his perfect shower
07:27am, Pretty boy dries himself and get out of his bathroom
07:28am, Pretty boy puts on his deodorant and perfume
07:29am, Pretty boy wears his perfect gray Dolce pants
07:30am, Pretty boy wears his perfect black Brooks Brothers Polo Shirt
07:31am, Pretty boy feels this is his perfect day!
07:32am, Pretty boy turns on his perfect navy blue car going to work
07:50am, Pretty boy enters his office and greets his colleagues
07:51am, Pretty boys colleagues gave him a strange look?!!
07:52am, Pretty boy asks them what’s wrong??!
07:53am, Pretty boy looked at himself in the mirror and said...

WHAT The HELL IS THIS WHITE SPOT!!!!

10 comments:

Temetwir said...

morale of the story: pretty boy should always wear his deshdasha to work

yayek elbard, shefokek mn elkhaam eli yetwasakh bser3a!

kila ma6goog said...

actually the morale of the story is not to use the powder stick deodorant and use the other kinds, thats one, also its a light post till yawm al 7asm elli all of us are waiting for:P whoever wins on wednsday he shouldnt wear a powder stick deodorant to look good on cameras

Ms. Milk said...

akh! walla i knew that was it!!
u should have more pretty boy stories..they're fun! :)

Erzulie said...

Hah, I was thinking of the deo too. Well, when you wear your shirt, shrug your shoulders a bit too avoid any 'armpit' contact with the outside...latemaqa6 when you wear it...hunch over a bit...there you go :)

Sheba said...

aku 'no white marks' deodrant

Anonymous said...

hahah have a feeling that story and the stupid pic is urs ;D 3adl pretty boy ;* emaaaaaaah

kila ma6goog said...

pic is mine , however, pretty boy isnt me! why? because
i neverever buy or wear anything from Dolce & G
also my car isnt navy blue ! its agains my religion to drive an unti black car
and finally i never wake up before 10 am!

Brava Valentia said...

now how exactly did that deodrant reach that spot of the shirt ?!

hmmmm ...makes u wonder ;-p

black and navy blue = BAD MATCH

kila ma6goog said...

صراحة الصورة مفتعلة , لكن المشكلة حقيقية و عانيت منها كثيرا, عموما كتبت مقالة جديدة لكن متردد هل أنزلها أو أنطر شوي عشان ما أحرق برتي بوي ففتين منتس أوف فايم؟؟

Zaydoun said...

Been there!